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Black triangle dog bandana laid flat on cream linen with a white print reading "I ONLY love my BED AND MY mama, I'M SORRY", with a heart and an arrow
Close-up of the white "love my BED AND MY mama" print with a heart and arrow on the black bandana fabric
Fluffy cream dog sitting on a cream sofa with terracotta cushions, wearing the black "I only love my bed and my mama, I'm sorry" bandana
Woman smiling and cuddling a small dog on a sofa, the dog wearing the black "I only love my bed and my mama, I'm sorry" bandana
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"I Only Love My Bed and My Mama (I'm Sorry)" Dog Bandana

R170
Get this in the Dog Mama Set and save R80R735 for the set

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  • Black triangle bandana
  • One size, adjustable
  • Machine washable

Add this and you're R830 from free delivery

Free delivery on orders of R1,000 or more (after discounts).

Orders paid before 12:00 (SAST) on a business day start processing that day.

Standard: 8–12 business days

Packing time is already included in these dates. We deliver within South Africa only, and email you a tracking link the moment your parcel ships.

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The details

For the dog who loves a bed and a mama, in that order. A black triangle bandana with a cheeky white print: "I ONLY love my BED AND MY mama, I'M SORRY", finished with a heart and an arrow.

Why you'll like it

  • Black triangle bandana. A bold white print that is easy to read.
  • One size, adjustable. Made for small to medium pets.
  • Machine washable. Easy to keep fresh.

A fun gift

A playful gift for the dog mum, and a cute photo waiting to happen.

Good to know

Will it look exactly like the photos?

Very close. Colours, finishes and small details can vary slightly from batch to batch, and now and then a piece may differ a little from the photos. We always send the best-quality piece we have.

When will it arrive?

Standard delivery takes 8–12 business days: R100, or free on orders of R1,000 or more (after discounts). It counts from the day we start on your order and includes packing time (orders paid before 12:00 SAST on a business day start that day). We only deliver within South Africa, and you'll get a tracking email when it ships.

What if it's not right?

Return unused items in their original packaging within 30 days for a refund (return postage is on you for a change of mind). Faulty within 6 months? We'll repair, replace or refund it. Returns policy · Shipping policy

How do I look after it?

Any cleaning or washing notes are in the details above. Not sure? Message us before you wash it and we'll check for you.

Questions? We're here

Real people, real answers. Email info.lifemadeeasysa@gmail.com — we reply within one business day.

Complete the set

Better together

Pets rarely stop at one favourite thing. These pair beautifully with the "I Only Love My Bed and My Mama (I'm Sorry)" Dog Bandana.

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